Starting as a baby

Hi, whats your name?
I'm CyberDawg.
Ok. Welcome to you.
Thanks.
Erhm.. your eyes seems a bit green. Is that correct?
Yeah, they are actually shiny green!
Okay, I thought so. Do you have anything to say to your new readers?
Yaeh, peace! Respect others, and especially always respect yourself. Then I'l promice you a good life. Chill dawgs, luve y'a all.
That was nice. Good words, are you some kind of moral freak?
Yeah..... No, I'm just green. I'm afaid it'l shine green the rest of my days.